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11:51:00 am |


Candy Flavor


A teacher from kinder garden ask her student to play a game, she give a color candy with different flavor. The first candy is Red, all the student taste it and say 'it's Cherry'. The second candy is Yellow, all the student taste it and say 'it's Lemon'. The third candy is Green, all the student taste it and say 'it's Lime'. The fourth candy is Orange, all the student taste it and say 'it's Orange'.
Finally the teacher give them the last candy with t\Transparent color, all the student taste it but no one can guess. Actually it was the Honey flavor, to help them the teacher give em a clue 'ok kids, i'll give you a clue, it's what your mother call your father sometimes :)'
Not long after that suddenly a girl stand up with a horror face, spit the candy and say ' oh my God! it's an ass-hole!'

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11:49:00 am |


Wardrobe

Oh it's Saturday night, many couple are hanging out to their girl friend house. 'Honey, where's your parents?' ask the boy 'ah don't worry, they're coming home late today' said the girl. as they're making out suddenly someone knock on the door and ask to open it, the girl know that it must be her father.
They're panic because they'll get busted for making out by the girl father. 'Honey i don't know what supposed i do?' said the boy with panic 'just get in the wardrobe, hurry!' said the girl.
Finally the girl open the door. her father was suspicious of her daughter, he open his daughter bedroom and found that it was messy there. 'are you making out with your boyfriend?' ask the father 'No i don't' said the girl. 'where did you hide him? is he in this wardrobe?' said father. then the father open the wardrobe and found someone get out from there, he said 'i come from Narnia' the father shocked and let him go.

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11:49:00 am |


Made in...
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One day there's a tourist from Japan come to Indonesia, when he arrived, he call a taxi and ask to drive him to the hotel.
While waiting to arrived suddenly a Toyota pass his taxi, he look outside and say 'wow Toyota, made in Japan, very fast'. the taxi driver didn't give any respond.
Then suddenly a Honda pass his taxi, he look outside and say 'wow Honda, made in Japan, very fast'. the taxi driver didn't give any respond.
Not long after that, suddenly a Mitsubishi pass his taxi, he look outside and say 'wow Mitsubishi, made in Japan, very fast'. the taxi driver didn't give any respond.
Finally they arrived at the hotel, the tourist ask 'how much?' then the taxi driver say 'IDR 800,000,00' 'what? it just from airport to hotel!' said the tourist and the taxi driver said 'Argometer made in Indonesia, very fast 8-)'

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11:47:00 am |


Shooting Contest
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                One day there’s a big shooting contest that all country joined this game. After a long qualification, there’s still 3 strong contestant from 3 different continent. The first one is from United States, the second one is from England, and the last is from Indonesia.
                The first contestant is from United States get into the arena, he takes one audience and place a watermelon above the audience head. He takes his bow and arrow, pull it, and SHOOT!!! The arrow right hitting the watermelon and destroy it into piece, all the audience are cheering and give him an applause, then he say ‘I am Rambo!!!!’.
                The second contestant is from England get into the arena, he takes one audience and place an apple above the audience head. He takes his bow and arrow, pull it, and SHOOT!!! The arrow right hitting the apple and destroy it into piece, all the audience are cheering and give him a standing applause, then he say ‘I am Robin Hood!!!!’.
The third and the last contestant is from Indonesia get into the arena, he takes one audience and place a cherry above the audience head. He takes his bow and arrow, pull it, and SHOOT!!! The arrow right hitting the audience head, all the audience are shocked, then he say ‘I am sorry!!!!’.

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