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Shooting Contest
(Translated)

                One day there’s a big shooting contest that all country joined this game. After a long qualification, there’s still 3 strong contestant from 3 different continent. The first one is from United States, the second one is from England, and the last is from Indonesia.
                The first contestant is from United States get into the arena, he takes one audience and place a watermelon above the audience head. He takes his bow and arrow, pull it, and SHOOT!!! The arrow right hitting the watermelon and destroy it into piece, all the audience are cheering and give him an applause, then he say ‘I am Rambo!!!!’.
                The second contestant is from England get into the arena, he takes one audience and place an apple above the audience head. He takes his bow and arrow, pull it, and SHOOT!!! The arrow right hitting the apple and destroy it into piece, all the audience are cheering and give him a standing applause, then he say ‘I am Robin Hood!!!!’.
The third and the last contestant is from Indonesia get into the arena, he takes one audience and place a cherry above the audience head. He takes his bow and arrow, pull it, and SHOOT!!! The arrow right hitting the audience head, all the audience are shocked, then he say ‘I am sorry!!!!’.

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